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Things We Like: Monkey Goggles Halloween Klassics!
Posted in Things We Like on 16 October 2010
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In honor of what may very well be our second-favorite holiday ever, the undead editors of this publication present these kreepy Halloween klassics from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Halloween Safety Tips
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 8 October 2010
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It’s okay to have fun as long as we play it safe. These safety tips will ensure that your Halloween is all treat and no tricks!

Why Aren’t You Watching “Fringe?”
Posted in One Million Watts on 21 September 2010
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What I especially like about “Fringe,” beyond its general brilliance, is that the female characters have agency — their own strength and intelligence.

Monsters, Redheads and Darren McGavin
Posted in Things We Like on 9 September 2010
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To my mind, there’s only one way to embrace the waning sunlight of autumn: by watching spooky TV shows.

Things We Like: “Gargoyles,” RDJ Pinup and Saturday Night!
Posted in Things We Like on 21 August 2010
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Are your more frightened of gargoyles or a pretty girl with the face of Robert Downey, Jr.? The answer may surprise you … or not. Also: Return to NBC’s Studio 8H.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Posted in Things We Like on 19 August 2010
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The old-fashioned TV theme song gave you another minute to get yourself situated, like the house lights blinking at the theater. Somehow, these intros fell from favor.

The Lost Films of Ginger Grant
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 9 August 2010
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Each film portrays a stunning beauty of her day (1961’s Miss Hourglass — so named for having sand in all the right places!) at the height of her acting prowess.

On Waitress Patrol with The Pink Sisters
Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 5 August 2010
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If anyone had told me that the best girlfriend of my adult life would present in the package of a small, cranky, funny Dutch woman, I wouldn’t have believed them.

Five Tips for Visiting Comic-Con, from Someone Who Has Never Been
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 23 July 2010
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I have been to my share of nerd conventions. There are entire subcultures of nerds that aren’t into the stereotypical sci-fi/fantasy mishmash, and I have confronted them all and survived.

Articles I Was Going to Write, But Didn’t
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 9 July 2010
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I’ve written a bunch of pieces that I thought would be perfect for this site, but then I realized I couldn’t actually publish any of them. Still, there’s no harm in describing them. I think.