Have you talked to your kids in the past ten minutes? If not, there’s an excellent chance that they’re hanging out with hippies, starting a band, or running off to join the carnival.

What do deer hunting and airport ground crews have in common? Only the most obnoxious color in the spectrum.

Not even Infra-Man has the strength to resist the bicycle cops of Kyoto, or the destruction of his home by a synth-pop duo. Sometimes, things just happen.

Here at Archie McPhee we’re used to strange things happening, but these events defy explanation. Something is out there.

Killing time in the parking lot before a 1980s Judas Priest show. Also: Penn Jillette appears on the horizon, and Don Draper emotes in a variety pack.

It’s Quentin Tarantino and a Giant Buzzard vs. the jocks! Also: A special message from the plant world.

Are your more frightened of gargoyles or a pretty girl with the face of Robert Downey, Jr.? The answer may surprise you … or not. Also: Return to NBC’s Studio 8H.

Giant spiders menace some hicks, Bill Murray finally understands what that Japanese director wanted, and Kobi Shaw receives a large, unusual package.

Panels from dubious comic books, Peter Cook as the Devil — and vintage goodies from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Down on the mean streets, some chumps are about to get what’s coming to ‘em. Meanwhile, in Japan, some dazzling celebrity chumps are about to get what’s coming to ‘em.