An Excised Portion of the Official Biography of Kim Jong-Il Removed for Mysterious Reasons
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 31 December 2010
Stats: 48,730 views and 1 Comment

After inventing the computer in 1958, the most exalted one looked out over his work and declared it good. He then ate 146 eggs for breakfast.

Rebbe Judah Jewstein’s Guide to the Christmas Season for Jews
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 23 December 2010
Stats: 6,136 views and 4 Comments

Why in the world would you try to make Chanukah into some sort of Jewish Christmas? Are you mental?

A Modest Christmas Wish
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 10 December 2010
Stats: 4,601 views and No Comments

This one is for those who try and ruin Christmas for everyone. I am taking it on myself to douse you with a liberal helping of Christmas cheer whether you want it or not.

The Leading Ladies of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 3 December 2010
Stats: 9,695 views and 1 Comment

Every male actor who’s made his mark in the great dynasty of Hollywood royalty has had a female actress to match him line for line — and Arnold Schwarzenegger is no exception.

Preparing for Your First TSA Grope
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 26 November 2010
Stats: 4,219 views and No Comments

Attention travelers! The Transportation Security Administration is now offering your pre-flight choice of a naked photo or an “enhanced patdown.” Here’s how to prep yourself for the grope.

Home Repair For Jerks
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 19 November 2010
Stats: 5,394 views and 1 Comment

We are now proud to introduce a selection from a new do-it-yourself series that peddles to the irritating, malicious and purposely difficult among us. This one’s for you, jerks!

Crime Prevention Tips for a Dangerous World
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 12 November 2010
Stats: 5,234 views and 1 Comment

You probably live a state of constant fear, and with good reason: The world is full of blackmailers, robbers, printer cartridge mailers and other “ers” far too terrible to mention.

Initiatives That Should’ve Been on the Washington Ballot
Posted in Seattle on 9 November 2010
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Last week, Washington State voted to preserve its historic prohibition-era blue laws and took steps to insure that Tim Eyman will be in our lives for at least 30 more years. But it’s not enough.

Mr. Halloween
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 28 October 2010
Stats: 4,564 views and 2 Comments

I am SO into Halloween, they call me…Mr. Halloween. I LOVE Halloween. Not like mama-child love. Not like puppy love. Not even like how you might love Ore-Ida Tater Tots, but loving love.

Awesome Halloween Facts!
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 15 October 2010
Stats: 7,005 views and No Comments

Halloween is a mix of traditions including the Catholic All Saints Day, the Celtic Samhain Day and the ancient French holiday Secretary’s Day.