Just One More Thing
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 29 December 2010
Stats: 16,483 views and 4 Comments

I’d like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to four words on a television screen that have brought a thrill to so many the world over: “Peter Falk as COLUMBO.”

In Defense of “Tron: Legacy”
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Posted in Things We Like on 21 December 2010
Stats: 62,471 views and 6 Comments

It’s nowhere near an instant classic, but “Tron: Legacy” is an enjoyable and strong popcorn movie, and it doesn’t deserve much of the abuse it’s getting. Let’s break it down to the bits.

Christmas in Japan
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 16 December 2010
Stats: 10,688 views and 1 Comment

They celebrate Christmas in Japan, but it’s nothing you get the day off work for; it’s more akin to Valentine’s Day. They celebrate a weird version of Valentine’s Day, too, but that’s another story.

A Modest Christmas Wish
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 10 December 2010
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This one is for those who try and ruin Christmas for everyone. I am taking it on myself to douse you with a liberal helping of Christmas cheer whether you want it or not.

I Wanna Get Me a Nudie Suit
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 8 December 2010
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Even though things like sewing and embroidering don’t seem all that flashy, the mundanities of Nudie Cohn’s life are far more exciting than the highest points of mine.

Things We Like: “The Star Wars Holiday Special” and “Blood Diner”
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Posted in Things We Like on 4 December 2010
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Sheetar and Lumpy engage in mortal combat! Who will prevail?

Karaoke is At Least 50% Evil
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Posted in One Million Watts on 30 November 2010
Stats: 4,457 views and 4 Comments

When Karaoke was introduced to America in the early 1980s, it is said that Byrne demonstrated the equipment at its New York premiere with a terrifying version of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love.”

“Rocky Horror” as Riot Control
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 2 November 2010
Stats: 5,744 views and 1 Comment

I freely admit that I liked “Glee’s” watered-down version of this tranny-filled musical, even if it changed the lyric of “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me” from “seat wetting” to “bad fretting.”

Mr. Halloween
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 28 October 2010
Stats: 3,755 views and 2 Comments

I am SO into Halloween, they call me…Mr. Halloween. I LOVE Halloween. Not like mama-child love. Not like puppy love. Not even like how you might love Ore-Ida Tater Tots, but loving love.

Marshmallow vs. Marshmallow: A Halloween Throwdown
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Posted in One Million Watts on 26 October 2010
Stats: 7,573 views and 4 Comments

Two chocolate-covered marshmallows, both of them shaped as pumpkins. Russell Stover and Peeps. One will be declared victorious, and the other will face internet scorn.