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Things We Like: “El Vampiro,” “Almost Silent” and “P.O.O.P.T.”
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Posted in Things We Like on 25 June 2010
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“Twilight” has nada on this classic Mexican vampire film. Also this week: Comic books as silent film, and catching some winks on the subway.

Send “Tucker & Dale” to Yale!
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 25 May 2010
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As the college kids swim naked in a lake near the cabin, the mountain men descend on the party and gruesome deaths ensue. But let’s hear the other side of the story, shall we?

Chivalry in the Time of Zombies
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Posted in One Million Watts on 18 May 2010
Stats: 38,634 views and 3 Comments

If someone wants to hold the door for me, fine, I’ll let them. Until the Zombie Apocalypse starts.

An Open Letter to Nathaniel Kahn and M. Night Shyamalan
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 2 April 2010
Stats: 10,571 views and 1 Comment

Dear M. Night and Nathaniel: I am writing to let you know I am banning myself from watching any more of your movies. You two colluded to emotionally blackmail me.

The Most Helpful Werewolf Working in Retail Today
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 26 February 2010
Stats: 3,998 views and 1 Comment

I didn’t catch this werewolf’s name because his name-tag was obscured by his matted fur, but you only had one half-man/half-wolf on duty at the time so I’m sure you’ll know who I’m talking about.

Horror After Halloween
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Posted in Things We Like on 5 November 2009
Stats: 12,198 views and 2 Comments

Halloween is really only a beginning. In winter, the nights are longer, darker and colder — and mysterious footprints appear in enchanting blankets of snow.