A Halloween Apology Letter
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 5 November 2010
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Dressing as you for Halloween was intended as an homage, it was not meant to insult or anger you. It was just a rib. (By the way, did you see the McRib is back this week? Yum!)

Monsters That Never Took Off
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 29 October 2010
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The first attempt at a vampire story failed because the creature didn’t drink blood. Instead, he licked sweat off of sweaty, overweight men.

Mr. Halloween
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 28 October 2010
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I am SO into Halloween, they call me…Mr. Halloween. I LOVE Halloween. Not like mama-child love. Not like puppy love. Not even like how you might love Ore-Ida Tater Tots, but loving love.

A Caveman’s Halloween
Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 27 October 2010
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Don’t ask me if I get excited for Halloween. I spent pretty much every Halloween from birth through age 16 hiding in a cave.

Marshmallow vs. Marshmallow: A Halloween Throwdown
Posted in One Million Watts on 26 October 2010
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Two chocolate-covered marshmallows, both of them shaped as pumpkins. Russell Stover and Peeps. One will be declared victorious, and the other will face internet scorn.

Things We Like: Halloween Addict, “House of the Devil,” and Hospital Misadventures
Posted in Things We Like on 23 October 2010
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A tribute to the great horror movies of the 1980s, and a blog that evokes Ministry’s biggest disco hit. Also: Naval hospital hijinks.

Halloween Thoughts on Scooby-Doo
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 22 October 2010
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I thought to myself, why is it less scary that a man in a costume is chasing them around with an axe than if it were a mummy or a floating revolutionary war soldier?

The Vampire Problem
Posted in One Million Watts on 19 October 2010
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I began to feel a dragging in the book as Bella anguished over Edward. When was she actually going to realize that he was a vampire?

Things We Like: Monkey Goggles Halloween Klassics!
Posted in Things We Like on 16 October 2010
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In honor of what may very well be our second-favorite holiday ever, the undead editors of this publication present these kreepy Halloween klassics from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Awesome Halloween Facts!
Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 15 October 2010
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Halloween is a mix of traditions including the Catholic All Saints Day, the Celtic Samhain Day and the ancient French holiday Secretary’s Day.