“Everyone starts out as a Nerd, usually in junior high, and either progresses through Dorkdom in high school towards Geekdom or alas remains trapped as a Nerd well into adulthood.”

The group walk towards the camera in slow motion, their long coats billowing behind them. Oh yeah, baby, it’s good to be on the Super Team.

The multiplexes are almost entirely filled with movies based on previous movies and television shows. The horrible “A-Team” remake notwithstanding, that may not be an entirely bad thing.

Discover Jess Franco’s most accessible film, a book of hipster fashion blunders, and the only sitcom approved by the Elders of the Internet.

Do you dare to enter the world of men talking about masculine things in deep voices? If so, you better give up the password. Hint: it’s sports-related.

Warren Ellis’s “Planetary” is so good that I sincerely hope that it’s never made into a film. Zack Snyder can just turn around and go home.

As the college kids swim naked in a lake near the cabin, the mountain men descend on the party and gruesome deaths ensue. But let’s hear the other side of the story, shall we?

If someone wants to hold the door for me, fine, I’ll let them. Until the Zombie Apocalypse starts.

The things I don’t know about comic books could fill several very large graphic novels. I’m gonna tell you to read some anyway.

Scrabble leaves a lot to the luck of the draw. You can have the biggest and best vocabulary in the world, but it won’t do you any good if you’re stuck with XPQDWLS.