What’s That? You Need Holiday Presents?
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Posted in One Million Watts on 29 November 2010
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You say it’s the holidays and you need presents for your friends and family? We have a few suggestions. Turns out this site is sponsored by Archie McPhee!

Things We Like: Monkey Goggles Halloween Klassics!
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Posted in Things We Like on 16 October 2010
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In honor of what may very well be our second-favorite holiday ever, the undead editors of this publication present these kreepy Halloween klassics from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 2
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 1 October 2010
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You would think that Archie McPhee would be happy to have some kind of cryptozoological creature co-existing in our space, but there have been problems.

The Ultimate Sales Letter
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 24 September 2010
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I have merged all the sales emails I have received in the last month into one super email which is guaranteed to sell your product. Use it wisely.

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 1
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 17 September 2010
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Here at Archie McPhee we’re used to strange things happening, but these events defy explanation. Something is out there.

A Modesty Proposal
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 13 August 2010
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We believe that you shouldn’t have to be human to experience shame. Shame should be equally enjoyed and celebrated by all living things.

Things We Like: Stephen Chow’s “CJ7,” Thomas Allen’s “Uncovered,” and the Creepy Horse Mask
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Posted in Things We Like on 8 May 2010
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The director of “Kung-Fu Hustle” revisits the 1980s. A photographer takes his collection of pulp book covers out into the world. And that horse mask … well, you’ll see.

Three Meditations on a Gorilla Suit After Deciding to Throw it Away
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 14 April 2010
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Some wouldn’t feel compelled to put on a gorilla suit when fate presents one, but I absolutely had to.

An Absolutely Irresistible Offer
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 9 April 2010
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Do you feel like no matter how much you accomplish, you’re still not meeting your potential? You’re not alone. Learn about Garage Sale Puzzle Syndrome.

Five Strategies for Increasing Your Creativity
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Posted in One Million Watts on 22 March 2010
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When people find out I work at Archie McPhee, it often prompts the question, “How do you get your ideas?” Here are a few of our strategies that you might be able to apply to your own projects.