What’s That? You Need Holiday Presents?
You say it’s the holidays and you need presents for your friends and family? Why, I have a suggestion for you. You see, there’s a company called Archie McPhee that sponsors this very website which coincidentally offers some of the greatest inexpensive gifts ever created by humankind. Let me list a few suggestions for you!
Archie McPhee is internationally-known for the breadth and depth of its bacon product line. This year they introduced Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets. You simply drop these babies into the liquid of your choice and they add a bit of bacon flavor as they dissolve. You can even put them in milk! (I do not recommend you put them in milk, but the point is, you can.)
From a standpoint of pure innovation, Archie McPhee’s underpants line knows no limits. The scientists at the Archie McPhee Underpants Institute have invented Instant Underpants. Just carry around the capsule in your pocket or purse and when you need underpants just drop it in water. In about two or three minutes, you will have a damp, but wearable pair of underpants. The future is now!
I could go on listing items that would make terrific holiday gifts for family and friends. I could mention our Stocking Stuffer category, where you’ll find everything from 3-D Glasses to the Emergency Bowtie. Or I could tell you all about our giant Bacon category in greater detail. But why push it? You may have already heard about the Bacon Lip Balm, Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet and Handerpants.
Instead, let me just say thank you for reading Monkey Goggles, and thank you for shopping at Archie McPhee! If you need presents, please think of us!