Article Archive for October 2010

Understanding Fantasy Football: I Play with Electronic Dolls
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 20 October 2010
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“Fantasy Football is like Dungeons & Dragons for jocks,” hipsters say. Not true. Though I played football as a younger fellow, I am no more a “jock” than someone who likes role-playing games is a wizard or cleric.

The Vampire Problem
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Posted in One Million Watts on 19 October 2010
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I began to feel a dragging in the book as Bella anguished over Edward. When was she actually going to realize that he was a vampire?

Abduction
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 18 October 2010
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I had arrived in Korea during the height of the summer, and it was hot. I was restless and sweaty and decided to attempt to cool down by sipping a few cans of cold beer.

Things We Like: Monkey Goggles Halloween Klassics!
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Posted in Things We Like on 16 October 2010
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In honor of what may very well be our second-favorite holiday ever, the undead editors of this publication present these kreepy Halloween klassics from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Awesome Halloween Facts!
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 15 October 2010
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Halloween is a mix of traditions including the Catholic All Saints Day, the Celtic Samhain Day and the ancient French holiday Secretary’s Day.

The Night I Joined the Rolling Stones (Sales Team)
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 14 October 2010
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We were told to suggest-sell the living hell out of the Rolling Stones’ new album. Inspired, I went to the magazine rack with a pair of scissors

Roadside Architecture and Mid-Century Design in “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas”
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 13 October 2010
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The “Grand Theft Auto” series of video games is known for a lot of things, but sightseeing rarely makes the list. Until now!

Hipster Affectations: The Next Wave
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 12 October 2010
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Forget pocket puppies and designer kittens. Some hipsters are already filling their houses with canaries trained to sing Decemberists tunes.

David Byrne is Cool, and Here’s Why
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 11 October 2010
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He asks questions and then he listens. You know how many people ask a question and then look around while you’re answering?

Things We Like: “Vernon, Florida,” Confronting Bears, and Spock’s Ride
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Posted in Things We Like on 9 October 2010
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Sure, Errol Morris has insight into the human condition … but how is he with grizzlies? Interrotron THIS, Oscar-winner! Also: A Vulcan’s pimpmobile.