Article Archive for November 2009

Bang Guns and Wolf Men: Exploring M. Gordon Novelty Shop
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 17 November 2009
Stats: 12,854 views and 4 Comments

I knew I’d found it when I saw a blue building with a black-and-white Wolfman poster hanging in its window, assuring me that I was about to be in the best possible place.

In Which the Author Becomes Rich and Also Famous
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Posted in One Million Watts on 16 November 2009
Stats: 4,351 views and 1 Comment

It took me a moment to recognize Robin Leach. Somehow he managed to hold the attention of a beautiful woman while looking like the proverbial unmade bed.

Things We Like: Stunt Birds, Push-Button Coffee and Disaster!
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Posted in Things We Like on 14 November 2009
Stats: 4,207 views and 1 Comment

We ask you to believe that birds can fight fires, that the sweet muck in that 7-11 Domo cup is worth drinking, and that the end of the world has a beat you can dance to. Believe!

Superstitions for the Modern Era
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 13 November 2009
Stats: 7,444 views and 1 Comment

If you see a penny and pick it up, you’ll soon be visited by a woman with a bouffant hairdo, a stack of money with googly eyes, and that one guy from “24,” all of whom will implore you to change your auto insurance to another carrier.

Man with a Mural Mission: Meet Ryan Henry Ward
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Posted in Seattle on 12 November 2009
Stats: 29,996 views and 3 Comments

As you read these words, a superhero cat has saved a pit bull. A goat has learned a new song on his guitar. And Ryan Henry Ward has probably created another mural on a Seattle wall.

The Root of Archie McPhee
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 11 November 2009
Stats: 5,118 views and 5 Comments

Having been born and raised in Ohio, I understand boredom in a profound way. In 1963, the two most exciting things in my life were my $3.98 “Made In Japan” transistor radio with a fake leather case and Whitey, my albino hamster.

Can Disney Re-invent the Rodent?
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Posted in One Million Watts on 10 November 2009
Stats: 5,958 views and 2 Comments

Mickey Mouse circa 1928 was a hellraiser. He dealt squarely with his enemies, but he also played pranks on his friends. And oh boy, do we need him back.

My Federal Way Safeway Shopping Errand Was Ruined
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Posted in Seattle on 9 November 2009
Stats: 7,215 views and 4 Comments

I like to challenge myself to use the smaller plastic hand baskets as opposed to the large metal carts. The carts create a barrier around oneself and prevent the opportunity for real human moments.

Things We Like: Gabriel Bá’s Comic Art, Beard Revue and the Japanese Spider-Man
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Posted in Things We Like on 7 November 2009
Stats: 8,192 views and 1 Comment

In a world in which a UFO-powered Spider-Man rides motorcycles and wrestlers clobber giant space squids, who are we to say that your beard is weird?

Confession: I Don’t Know Who Won the World Series
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 6 November 2009
Stats: 22,231 views and 14 Comments

It’s difficult to be a man in America and know nothing about sports. I can’t tell you the name of more than two or three baseball players and I have to think to remember the name of the football team in the city where I live. I am an aberration, a sports hating mutant doomed to walk the Earth completely unable to communicate with a large portion of the US population.