A tribute to the great horror movies of the 1980s, and a blog that evokes Ministry’s biggest disco hit. Also: Naval hospital hijinks.

In honor of what may very well be our second-favorite holiday ever, the undead editors of this publication present these kreepy Halloween klassics from the Monkey Goggles vaults!

Sure, Errol Morris has insight into the human condition … but how is he with grizzlies? Interrotron THIS, Oscar-winner! Also: A Vulcan’s pimpmobile.

Have you talked to your kids in the past ten minutes? If not, there’s an excellent chance that they’re hanging out with hippies, starting a band, or running off to join the carnival.

What do deer hunting and airport ground crews have in common? Only the most obnoxious color in the spectrum.

Not even Infra-Man has the strength to resist the bicycle cops of Kyoto, or the destruction of his home by a synth-pop duo. Sometimes, things just happen.

Killing time in the parking lot before a 1980s Judas Priest show. Also: Penn Jillette appears on the horizon, and Don Draper emotes in a variety pack.

To my mind, there’s only one way to embrace the waning sunlight of autumn: by watching spooky TV shows.

The human race faces extinction through bubble attack. Also: what happens at Mickey D’s doesn’t stay there, and Bugs Bunny simply vanishes.

It’s Quentin Tarantino and a Giant Buzzard vs. the jocks! Also: A special message from the plant world.