Articles in the Lies and Entertainment Category

Mr. Halloween
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 28 October 2010
Stats: 2,416 views and 2 Comments

I am SO into Halloween, they call me…Mr. Halloween. I LOVE Halloween. Not like mama-child love. Not like puppy love. Not even like how you might love Ore-Ida Tater Tots, but loving love.

Halloween Thoughts on Scooby-Doo
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 22 October 2010
Stats: 3,590 views and 3 Comments

I thought to myself, why is it less scary that a man in a costume is chasing them around with an axe than if it were a mummy or a floating revolutionary war soldier?

Awesome Halloween Facts!
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 15 October 2010
Stats: 4,348 views and No Comments

Halloween is a mix of traditions including the Catholic All Saints Day, the Celtic Samhain Day and the ancient French holiday Secretary’s Day.

Hipster Affectations: The Next Wave
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 12 October 2010
Stats: 25,097 views and 4 Comments

Forget pocket puppies and designer kittens. Some hipsters are already filling their houses with canaries trained to sing Decemberists tunes.

Halloween Safety Tips
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 8 October 2010
Stats: 3,756 views and 1 Comment

It’s okay to have fun as long as we play it safe. These safety tips will ensure that your Halloween is all treat and no tricks!

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 2
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 1 October 2010
Stats: 2,897 views and No Comments

You would think that Archie McPhee would be happy to have some kind of cryptozoological creature co-existing in our space, but there have been problems.

In My Day, The Web Was…
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 29 September 2010
Stats: 3,492 views and 1 Comment

In my day, the web was small. It wasn’t even a billion pages yet. You could surf the entire thing in under a hundred years. And it was a kinder, more homey place; you knew all your neighbors.

Stupid Dreams I Have Had About Celebrities
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 27 September 2010
Stats: 2,186 views and 1 Comment

Cloris Leachman appeared in my dreams last night. I’m always happy to see her, and heaven knows she deserves as many roles as she can get.

The Ultimate Sales Letter
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 24 September 2010
Stats: 3,139 views and 3 Comments

I have merged all the sales emails I have received in the last month into one super email which is guaranteed to sell your product. Use it wisely.

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 1
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 17 September 2010
Stats: 3,534 views and 1 Comment

Here at Archie McPhee we’re used to strange things happening, but these events defy explanation. Something is out there.