Author Profile: Jessica Obrist

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Jessica Obrist creates burlesque, googly eye art and uncomfortable pauses. She also fondles sweaters.
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“Rocky Horror” as Riot Control
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 2 November 2010
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I freely admit that I liked “Glee’s” watered-down version of this tranny-filled musical, even if it changed the lyric of “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me” from “seat wetting” to “bad fretting.”

Some Walk By Night: Tales of a Preteen “Moonlighting” Fiend
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Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 4 March 2010
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I was a state-champion turkey caller. I organized a neighborhood circus day. But my favorite activity of my formative years was obsessing over a certain 1980s prime-time detective drama.