Author Profile: David Wahl

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David Wahl is generally a happy guy, but has a constant awareness that he is always disappointing someone. If it was you, he's very sorry. If you would like a blurry Polaroid of his subconscious mind, visit his Mostly Forbidden Zone image blog. He also writes about creativity and facts!
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Awesome Halloween Facts!
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 15 October 2010
Stats: 6,800 views and No Comments

Halloween is a mix of traditions including the Catholic All Saints Day, the Celtic Samhain Day and the ancient French holiday Secretary’s Day.

Halloween Safety Tips
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 8 October 2010
Stats: 5,789 views and 1 Comment

It’s okay to have fun as long as we play it safe. These safety tips will ensure that your Halloween is all treat and no tricks!

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 2
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 1 October 2010
Stats: 4,397 views and No Comments

You would think that Archie McPhee would be happy to have some kind of cryptozoological creature co-existing in our space, but there have been problems.

The Ultimate Sales Letter
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 24 September 2010
Stats: 5,155 views and 3 Comments

I have merged all the sales emails I have received in the last month into one super email which is guaranteed to sell your product. Use it wisely.

Tales of the Wallingford Beast, Part 1
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 17 September 2010
Stats: 28,274 views and 1 Comment

Here at Archie McPhee we’re used to strange things happening, but these events defy explanation. Something is out there.

Awesome Panda Facts!
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 10 September 2010
Stats: 11,866 views and 1 Comment

As part of our continuing effort to rid the internet of filthy lies, we present a few incredibly well-researched and absolutely true facts about the Giant Panda.

The Emperor’s New Ping
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Posted in One Million Watts on 3 September 2010
Stats: 5,527 views and 1 Comment

I join social networks willy-nilly and put little or no thought into them, but it isn’t what I put on them that matters. It’s what I leave off.

Excerpts from H.P. Lovecraft’s Yelp Page
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 27 August 2010
Stats: 9,405 views and 3 Comments

After awakening from a troubled sleep infected with visions of demonic abstractions pitched at odd angles against an impossible landscape of stark horror, my sweet tooth hit.

Suggested Product Improvements: The Ventriloquist’s Dummy
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 20 August 2010
Stats: 7,710 views and 7 Comments

Everyone wants to own a ventriloquist dummy, but how do we overcome the fear that it will come to life in the middle of the night and stab us to death?

A Modesty Proposal
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Posted in Lies and Entertainment on 13 August 2010
Stats: 3,953 views and 3 Comments

We believe that you shouldn’t have to be human to experience shame. Shame should be equally enjoyed and celebrated by all living things.