Author Profile: Shel Carrigan

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Shel M. Carrigan likes getting the pretzel in Ms. Pac Man, pool side bars, and rock & roll. Shel writes The Surfing Pizza.
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Another Side of Fruitcake
Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 17 December 2010
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Confession. I have never had fruitcake. I know nothing about it. Yes, I know what it is, but I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what it tastes like. And today, I’m going to eat it.

Marshmallow vs. Marshmallow: A Halloween Throwdown
Posted in One Million Watts on 26 October 2010
Stats: 8,492 views and 4 Comments

Two chocolate-covered marshmallows, both of them shaped as pumpkins. Russell Stover and Peeps. One will be declared victorious, and the other will face internet scorn.

Confessions of a Former Fast Food Employee
Posted in Stories and Appreciations on 2 September 2009
Stats: 27,100 views and 7 Comments

You can blame McDonald’s for fat kids, mad cows, and Morgan Spurlock, but you’ll have to blame me, too. I was there. I made your Big Macs and poured extra salt on your fries simply for the beauty of it.